Hi Victoria,
Thank you for your help. I hope Trevor is doing well, too. A couple of new developments as we approach the big day!
1. I may not be wearing the skimpy yellow suit. You're right, it would be fun for the spectators, and it does look good on me. But I spoke with Rodrick the semi-pro tri man at the store this past weekend and he recommended a special suit designed just for these kind of events. It's like really tight swim shorts with a little padding in the nether region. Between you and me, I don't like it - its very "constricting". But he says it will help me in my quest to beat Derek because I will not lose valuable time in the transition areas. Makes sense I suppose.
2. Will it be ok if I use a hybrid mountain bike? Are there any off-road areas on the bike course one should worry about? Are there any jumps (kickers)? I don't think the event will care what kind of bike I use but it never hurts to ask.
3. Only one carny friend and one surfer buddy will be joining. Allow me to introduce James of Waverley (carny), and Johnny A (surfer). James was a hawker at the axe throw booth, which is funny because he's terrible at throwing axe (see attached from summer '07). All day James would yell "Hey greenie, do you see how I just scored a sawback off that rube?". Johnny is a medium-wave surfer although he'll tell you he's a big-wave surfer. Regardless, he has decent form for an older, out-of-shape dude (keep in mind he's sucking in his stomach in the pic). He's been surfing since he was a little bambino in New Jersey, and is looking forward supporting me in my quest to beat Derek.
4. Are there any possible discounts I could have with regards to the entry fee? Does $165 seem expensive? Probably not for Derek as his wife is a doctor. I know what you're thinking - I should just ask his wife to cover me. Well, we don't talk much anymore since I slept with one of her bridesmaids at their wedding in 2003. Would the Mighty Hamptons be open to discounts? Or "interesting trades"? Just name your price, but please don't say $165.
5. Lastly, Rodrick recommended that I shave my body for this event. Come on, is that necessary? My former girlfriend once suggested the same thing. She said I reminded her of Chewbacca. I need all the competitive advantage one can legally get (no 'roids thank you very much), but at some point a man has to draw the line. I think taking a razor to my legs and back is only acceptable if I pass out drunk.
What do you think, Victoria/Trevor? I know I ask a lot of questions but I'm excited and nervous and ready for this damn event.
In anticipation of the Mighty Hapmton's Tri 2009,
Ted
One last thing....Derek has officially gone radio-silent. He left me a message saying I've crossed the line and that he'll see me at the starting line at 6:40. Is that how early the race is? Since I won't be staying with him and his wife, and since he won't return my calls, I'm probably going to hitch from New York out to Sag Harbor on Saturday and "camp" on the beach. I can't be late if I'm already there, right?
** "Face your fears, live your dreams, and above all beat Derek." **
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